Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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