Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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