Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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