Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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