Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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