Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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