Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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