Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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