Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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