Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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