Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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