Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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