Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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