Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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