Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025