Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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