Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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