Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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