Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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