Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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