Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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