Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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