Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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