Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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