Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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