Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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