Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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