Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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