Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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