Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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