Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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