Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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