Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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