Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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