Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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