Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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