Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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