Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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