Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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