Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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