Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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