Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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