Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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