Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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