Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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