Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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