Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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