Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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