Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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