Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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