Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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