Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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