Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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