Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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