Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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