Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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