Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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