Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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