Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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