Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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Two babies screaming!


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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A hush puppy.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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So I went - and I got it.


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Neptunes!


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