Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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