Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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