Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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