Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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