Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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