Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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