Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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