Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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