Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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