Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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