Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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