Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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