Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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