Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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