Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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