Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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