Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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