Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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