Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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