Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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