Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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