Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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