Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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