Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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