Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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