Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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