Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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