Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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