Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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