Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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