Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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