Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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