Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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