Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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