Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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