Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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