Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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