Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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