Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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