Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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