Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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