Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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