Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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