Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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