Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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