Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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