Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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