Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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