Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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