Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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