Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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