Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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