Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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