Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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