Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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