Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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