Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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