Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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