Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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