Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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