Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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