Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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