Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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