Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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