Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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