Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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