Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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