Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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