Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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