Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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