Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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