Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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