Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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