Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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