Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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