Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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