Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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