Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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