Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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