Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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