Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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