Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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