Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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