Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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