Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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