Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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