Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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