Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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