Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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