Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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