Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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