Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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