Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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