Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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