Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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