Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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