Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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