Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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