Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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