Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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