Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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