Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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