Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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