Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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