Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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