Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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