Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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