Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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