Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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