Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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