Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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