Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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