Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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