Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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