Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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