Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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