Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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