Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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