Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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