Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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