Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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