Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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