Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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