Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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