Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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