Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025