Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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