Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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