Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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