Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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