Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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