Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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