Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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