Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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