Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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