Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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