Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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