Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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