Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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