Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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