Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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