Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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