Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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