Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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