Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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