Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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