Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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