Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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