Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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