Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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