Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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