Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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