Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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