Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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