Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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