Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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