Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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