Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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