Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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