Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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