Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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