Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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