Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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