Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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