Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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