Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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