Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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