Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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