Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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