Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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