Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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