Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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