Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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