Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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