Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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PMS jokes are not funny...

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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