Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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