Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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