Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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