Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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