Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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