Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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