Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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