Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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