Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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