Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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