Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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