Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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