Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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