Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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