Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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