Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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