Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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