Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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