Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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