Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.




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