Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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