Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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