Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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