Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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