Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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