Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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