Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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