Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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