Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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