Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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