Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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