Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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