Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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