Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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