Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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