Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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