Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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