Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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