Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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