Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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