Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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