Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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