Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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