Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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