Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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