Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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