Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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