Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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