Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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