Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026