Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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