Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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