Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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