Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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