Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026