Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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