Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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