Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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