Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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