Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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