Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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