Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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