Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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