Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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