Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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