Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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