Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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