Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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