Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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