Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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