Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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