Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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