Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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