Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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