Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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