Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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