Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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