Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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