Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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