Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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