Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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