Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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