Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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