Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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