Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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