Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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