Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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