Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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