Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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