Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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