Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026