Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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