Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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