Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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