Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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