Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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