Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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