Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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