Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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