Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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