Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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