Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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