Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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