Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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