Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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