Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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