Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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