Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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