Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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