Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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