Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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