Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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