Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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