Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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