Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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