Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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