Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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