Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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