Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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