Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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