Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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