Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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