Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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