Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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