Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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