Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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