Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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