Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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