Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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