Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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