The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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They both whine alot!
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Slippers.
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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Because he wasn't peeling well!
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