Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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