Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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