Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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