Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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