Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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