Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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