Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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