Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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