Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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