Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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