Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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