Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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