Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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