Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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