Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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