Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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