Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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