Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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