Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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