Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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