Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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