Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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