Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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