Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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