Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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