Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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