Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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