Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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