Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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