Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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