Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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