Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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