Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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