Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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