Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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