Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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