Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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