Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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