Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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