Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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