Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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