Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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