Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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