Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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