Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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