Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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