Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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