Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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