Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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