Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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