Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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