Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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