Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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