Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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