Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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