Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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