Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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