Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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