Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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