Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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