Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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