Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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