Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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