Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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