Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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