Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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