Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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