Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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