Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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