Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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