Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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