Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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