Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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