Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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