Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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