Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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