Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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