Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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