Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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