Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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