Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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