Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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