Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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