Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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