Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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