Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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