Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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