Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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