Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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