Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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