Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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