Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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