Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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