Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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