Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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