Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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