Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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