Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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