Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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