Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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