Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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