Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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