Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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