Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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