Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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