Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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