Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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