Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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