Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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