Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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