Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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