Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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