Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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