Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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