Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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