Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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