Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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