Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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