Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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