Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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