Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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