Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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