Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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