Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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