Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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