Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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