Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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