Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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