Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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