Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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