Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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