Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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