Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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