Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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