Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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