Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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