Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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