Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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