Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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