Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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