Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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