Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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