Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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