Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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