Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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