Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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