Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026