Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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