Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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