Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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