Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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