Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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