Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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