Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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