Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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