Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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