Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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