Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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