Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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