Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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