Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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