Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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