Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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