Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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