Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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