Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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