Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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