Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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