Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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