Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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