Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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