Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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