Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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