Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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