Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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