Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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