Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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