Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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