Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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