Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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