Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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