Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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