Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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