Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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