Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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