Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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