Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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