Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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