Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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