Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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