Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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