Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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