Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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