Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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