Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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