Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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