Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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