Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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