Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.


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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Decalfinated


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Flood lights!


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