Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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