Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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