Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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