Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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