Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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