Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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