Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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