Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.


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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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Pupperoni.


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An impasta


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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or

BaNa2


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Rootbeer.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or