Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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