Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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