Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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