Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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