Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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