Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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