Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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