Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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