Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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