Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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