Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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