Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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