Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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