Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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