Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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