Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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