Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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