Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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