Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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