Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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