Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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