Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026