Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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