Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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