Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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