It was beat.
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Answer: The back of his head.
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A porcupine with split ends
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It left its tracks.
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