Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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