Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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