Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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