Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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