Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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