Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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