Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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