Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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