Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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