Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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