Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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