Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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