Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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