Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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