Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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