Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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