Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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