Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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