Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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