Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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