Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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