Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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