Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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