Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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