Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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