Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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