Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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