Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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