Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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