Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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