Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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