Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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