Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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