Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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