Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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