Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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