Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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