Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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