Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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