Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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