Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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