Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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