Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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