Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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