Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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