Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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