Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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