Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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