Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026