Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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