Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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