Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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