Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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