Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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