Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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