Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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