Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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