Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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