Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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