Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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