Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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