Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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