Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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