Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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