Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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