Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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