Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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