Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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