Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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