Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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