Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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The mooseum.


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Microwaves.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Oinkment.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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Cell phones


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At the crystal ball.


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