Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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