Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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