Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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