Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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