Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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