Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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