Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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