Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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