Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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