Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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