Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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