Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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