Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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