Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026