Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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