Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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