Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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