Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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