Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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