Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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