Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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