Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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