Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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