Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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