Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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