Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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