Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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