Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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