Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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