Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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