Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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