Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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