Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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