Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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