Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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