Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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It�s Hans free.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Cut the rope.


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A waist of time!


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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