Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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