Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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