Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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