Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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