Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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