Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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