Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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