Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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