Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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