Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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