Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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