Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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