Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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