Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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