Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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