Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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