Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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