Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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