Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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