Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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