Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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