Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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