Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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