Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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