Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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