Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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