Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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