Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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