Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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