Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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