Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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