Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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