Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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