Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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