Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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