Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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