Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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