Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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