Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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