Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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