Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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