Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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