Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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