Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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