Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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