Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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