Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Chile.


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