Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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