Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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