Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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