Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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