Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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or

What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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or

Five after one.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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or

Soviets


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or

In the snow bank.


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or

He was booked for a salt and battery.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Is that you mommy?


GOOD		CRAP

or