Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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