Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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