Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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