Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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