Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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