Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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