Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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