Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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