Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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