Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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