Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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It was two tired.


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A jellycopter


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At the crystal ball.


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The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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A workaraunt.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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