Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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