Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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