Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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