Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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