Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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