Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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