Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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