Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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