Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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