Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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