Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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