Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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