Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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