Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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