Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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