Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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