Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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