Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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