Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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