Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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