Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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