Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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