Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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