Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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