Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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