Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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