Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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