Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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