Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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