Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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