Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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