Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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