Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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