Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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