Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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