Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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