Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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