Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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