Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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