Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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