Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!


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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge


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She ran away from the ball.


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A fire cracker


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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To get his quarterback.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Lean beef.


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A comb.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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