Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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