Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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