Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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