Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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