Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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