Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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