Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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