Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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