Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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