Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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