Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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