Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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