Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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