Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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