Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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