Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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