Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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