Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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