Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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