Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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