Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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