Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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