Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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