Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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