Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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