Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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