Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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