Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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