Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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