Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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