Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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