Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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