Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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