Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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