Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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