Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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