Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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