Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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