Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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