Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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