Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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