Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026