Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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