Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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