Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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