Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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