Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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