Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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