Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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