Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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