Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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