Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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