Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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