Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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