Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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