Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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