Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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