Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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