Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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