Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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