Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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