Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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