Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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