Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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