Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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