Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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