Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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