Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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