Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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