Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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