Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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