Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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