Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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