Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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