Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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