Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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