Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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