Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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