Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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