Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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