Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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