Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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