Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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