Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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