Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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