Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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