To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A scale.
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Plane ones.
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