Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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