Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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