Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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