Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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