Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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