Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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