Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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