Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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