Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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