Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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