Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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