Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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