To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Just in case he got a hole in one!
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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