Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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