Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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