Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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