Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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