Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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