Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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