Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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