Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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