Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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