Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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