Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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