Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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