Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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