Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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