Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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