Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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