Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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