Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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