Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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