To get to the baaaaarber shop
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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