Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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