Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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