Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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