Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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