Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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