Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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