Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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