Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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