Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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