Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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