Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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