Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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