Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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