Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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