Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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