Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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