Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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