Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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