Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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