Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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