Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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