Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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