Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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