Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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