Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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