Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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