Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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