Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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