Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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