Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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