Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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