Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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