Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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