Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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