Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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