Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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