Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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