Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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