Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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