Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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