Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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