Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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