Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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