Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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