Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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