Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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