Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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