Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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