Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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