Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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