Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

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