Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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