Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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