Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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