Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025