Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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