Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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