Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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