Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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