Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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