Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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