Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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