Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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