Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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