Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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