Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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