Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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