Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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