Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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