Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.


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He felt funny.


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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He felt funny.


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Glass flippers.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Senator.


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