Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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