Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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