Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Anywhere it wants to


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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All of them.


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Bison


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They both whine alot!


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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To see the moosicals


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