Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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