Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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