Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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