Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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