Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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