Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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