Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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