Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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