Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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