Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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A spelling bee!


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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A blushing zebra.


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To see time fly.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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