Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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