Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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