Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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