Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

Canvas not available.

or


How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or


A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026