Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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