Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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