Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A seal walks into a club...
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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