Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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