Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Fish and ships.


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Sir.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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