Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A porcupine.


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