Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!


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A robber ducky.


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A gummy bear


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Sir.


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Maine


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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