Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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BaNa2


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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A baboom


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