Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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