Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Count Quackula!


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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A swordfish


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


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