Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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