Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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