Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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