Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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