Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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