Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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