Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025