Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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