Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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