Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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