Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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