Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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