Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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