Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026