Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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