Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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