Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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