Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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