Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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