Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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