Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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