Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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