Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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