Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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