Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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