Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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