Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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