Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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