Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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