Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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