Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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