Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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