Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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