Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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