Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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