Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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