Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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