Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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