Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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