Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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