Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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