Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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