Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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