Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!


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A blackboard.


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Not enough sand.


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Fast food.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Squash


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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