Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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