Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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or

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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or

Tell it a yolk.


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or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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or

Hair Force One!


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or

She ran away from the ball.


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or

They stamp their feet.


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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or

A pork chop.


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or