Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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