Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because it goes good with chips.


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The Flea Stooges!


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or

"The erection is rigged!"


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Its days were numbered.


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H2O cubed.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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