Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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