Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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