Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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