Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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