Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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