Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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