Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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