Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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