Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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