Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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