Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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