Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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