Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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