Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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