Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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