Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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