Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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