Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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