Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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