Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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