Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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