Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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