Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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