Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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