Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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