Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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