Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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