Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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