Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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