Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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or

All of them


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or

Address.


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or

At the crystal ball.


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or

She was wearing massive gloves.


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or

OH SNaP!


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or

That isn't funny!


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or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or