Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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