Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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