Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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