Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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