Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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