Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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