Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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