Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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