Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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