Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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