Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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