Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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