Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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