Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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