Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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