Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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