Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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