Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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