Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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