Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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