Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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