Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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