Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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