Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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