Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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