Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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