Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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