Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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