Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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