Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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