Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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