Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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