Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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