Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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