Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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