Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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