Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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