Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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