Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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