Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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