Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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