Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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