Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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