Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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