Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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