Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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Answer: The back of his head.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A lawn moo-er.


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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That's not funny!!!


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Polar Bond.


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