Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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