Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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