Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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