Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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