Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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