Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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