Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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