Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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