Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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