Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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