Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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