Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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