Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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