Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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