Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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