Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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