Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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