Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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