Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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