Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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