Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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