Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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