Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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