Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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