Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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