Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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