Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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