Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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