Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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