Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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