Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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