Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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