Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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