Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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