Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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