Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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