Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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