Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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