Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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