Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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