Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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