Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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