Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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