Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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