Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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