Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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