Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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