Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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