Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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