Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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