Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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