Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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