Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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