Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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