Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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