Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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