Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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