Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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