Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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