Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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