Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!


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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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or

To see how long he slept.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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or