Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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