Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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