Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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