Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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