Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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