Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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