Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!


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or

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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or

Because Mercury moved in.


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or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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or

It's Hans free.


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or

A sunburnt penguin


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or

A rash of good luck.


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or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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or

They were sitting on the deck!


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or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or