Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
Canvas not available.

or


And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025