Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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