Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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