Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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