Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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