Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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