Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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