Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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