Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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