Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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or

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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or

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


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or

but I've been trippin' all day.


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or

Rootbeer.


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or

Elvis Parsley.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or