Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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