Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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