Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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