Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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