Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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