Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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