Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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