Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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