Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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