Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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