Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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