Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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