Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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