Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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