Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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