Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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