Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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