Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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