Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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