Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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