Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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