Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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