Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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