Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026