Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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