Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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