Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026