Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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