Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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