Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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