Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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