Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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