Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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