Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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