Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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