Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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