Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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