Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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