Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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