Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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