Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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