Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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