Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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