Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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