Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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