Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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