Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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