Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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