Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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