Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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