Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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