Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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