Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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