Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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