Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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