Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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