Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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