Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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