Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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