Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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