Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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