Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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