Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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