Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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