Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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