Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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