Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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