Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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