Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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