Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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