Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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