Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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