Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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