Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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