Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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