Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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