Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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