Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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