Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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