Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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