Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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