Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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