Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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