Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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