Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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