Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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