Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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