Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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