Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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