Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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