Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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