Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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