Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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