Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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