Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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