Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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