Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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