Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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