Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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