Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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