Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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