Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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