Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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