Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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