Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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