Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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