Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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