Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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