Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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