Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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