Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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