Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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