Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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