Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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