Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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