Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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