Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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