Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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