Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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