Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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