Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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