Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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