Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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