Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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