Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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