Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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