Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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