Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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