Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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