Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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