Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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