Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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