Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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