Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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