Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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