Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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