Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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