Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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