Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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