Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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