Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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