Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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