Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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