Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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