Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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