Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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