Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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