Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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