Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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