Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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