Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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