Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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