Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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