Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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