Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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