Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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