Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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