Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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