Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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