Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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