Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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