Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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