Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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