Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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