Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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