Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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