Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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