Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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