Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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