Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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