Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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