Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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