Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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