Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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