Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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