Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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