Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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