Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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