Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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