Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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