Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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