Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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