Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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