Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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