Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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