Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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