Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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