Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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