Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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