Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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