Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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