Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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