Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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