Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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