Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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