Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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