Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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