Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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