Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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