Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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