Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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