Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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