Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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