Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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