Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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