Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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