Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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