Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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