Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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