Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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