Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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