Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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