Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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