Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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