Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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