Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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