Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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