Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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