Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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