Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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