Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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