Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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