Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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