Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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