Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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