Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear


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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because of the bark


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An udder failure.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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HeHe


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Root beer.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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