Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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