Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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