Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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