Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear


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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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Not enough cement.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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A luna-tick


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