Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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