Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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