The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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