Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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