Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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