Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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