Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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