Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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