Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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