Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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