Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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