Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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