Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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