Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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