Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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