Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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