Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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