Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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