Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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