Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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