Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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