Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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