Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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