Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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