Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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