Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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