Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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