Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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