Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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