Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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