Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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