Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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