Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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