Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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