Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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