Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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