Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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