Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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