Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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