Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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