Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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