Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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