Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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