Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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