Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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