Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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