Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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