Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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