Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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