Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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