Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026