Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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