Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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