Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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