Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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