Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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