Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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