Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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