Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
Canvas not available.

or


How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026