Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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