Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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