Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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