Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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