Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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