Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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