Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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