Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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