Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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