Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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