Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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