Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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