Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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