Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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