Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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