Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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