Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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