Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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