Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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