Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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