Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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