Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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