Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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