Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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