Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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