Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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