Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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