Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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