Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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