Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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