Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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