Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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