Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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