Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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