Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026