Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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