Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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