Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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