Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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