Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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