Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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