Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.

or


Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
Canvas not available.

or


Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026