Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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