Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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