Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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