Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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