Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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