Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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