Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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