Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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