Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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