Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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