Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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