Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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