Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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