Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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