Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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