Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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