Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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