Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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