Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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