Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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