Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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