Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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