Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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