Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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