Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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