Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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