Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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