Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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