Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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