Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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