Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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