Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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