Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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