Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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