Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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