Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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