Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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