Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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