Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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