Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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