Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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