Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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