Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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