Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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