Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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