Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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