Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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