Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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