Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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