Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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