Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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