Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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