Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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