Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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