Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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