Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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