Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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