Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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