Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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