Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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