Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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