Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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