Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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