Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026