Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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