Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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