Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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