Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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