Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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