Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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