Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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