Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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