Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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