Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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