Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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