Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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