Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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