Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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