Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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