Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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