Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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