Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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