Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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