Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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