Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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