Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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