Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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