Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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