Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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