Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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