Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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