Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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