Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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