Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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