Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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