Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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