Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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