Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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