Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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