Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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