Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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