Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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