Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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