Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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