Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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