Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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