Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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