Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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