Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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