Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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