Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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