Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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