Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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