Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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