Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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