Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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