Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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