Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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