Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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