Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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