Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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