Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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