Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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