Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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