Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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