Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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