Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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