Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026