Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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