Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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