Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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