Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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