Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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