Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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