Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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