Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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