Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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