Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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