Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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