Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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