Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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