Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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