Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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