Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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