Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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