Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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