Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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