Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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