Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Canvas not available.

or


What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026