Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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