Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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