Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025