Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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