Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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