Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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