Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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