Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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