Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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