Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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