Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025