Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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