Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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