Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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