Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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