Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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