Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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