Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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