Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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