Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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