Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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