Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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