Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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