Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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