Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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