Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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