Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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