Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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