Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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