Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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