Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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