Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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