Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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