Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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