Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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