Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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