Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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