Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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