Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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