Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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