Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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