Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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