Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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