Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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