Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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