Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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