Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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