Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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