Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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