Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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