Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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