Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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