Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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