Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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