Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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