Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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