Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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