Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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