Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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