Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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