Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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