Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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