Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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