Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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