Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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