Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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