Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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