Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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