Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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