Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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