Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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