Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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