Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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