Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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