Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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