Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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