Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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