Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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