Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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