Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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