Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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