Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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