Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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