Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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