Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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