Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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