Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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