Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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