Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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