Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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