Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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