Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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