Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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