Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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