Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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