Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A seal walks into a club...
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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