Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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