Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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