Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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