Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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