Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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