Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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