Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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