Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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