Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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