Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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