He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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They had reservations.
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he said "Not you again".
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