Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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