Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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