Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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