Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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