Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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