Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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