Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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