Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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