Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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