Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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