Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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