Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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