Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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