Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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One molar solution.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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With the Florida Keys.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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