Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.


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A spelling bee!


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Catillacs


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"Trike or Treat"?


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She wanted to see a butterfly.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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