Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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