Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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