Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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