Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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