Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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