He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Because their horns don't work.
There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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