Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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