Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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