Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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