Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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