Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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On honor rolls.


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Chips AHOY!!


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To get to the udder side.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Because his feet stink


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but enough about Kanye West.


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