Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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