Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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