Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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