Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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