Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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