Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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