Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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