Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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