Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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