Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026