Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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