Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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