Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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