Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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