Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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