Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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