Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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