Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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