Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers


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it had blown away.


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bought 4 corners.


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A multiplication table.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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