Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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