Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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