Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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