Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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