Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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