Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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