Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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