Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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