Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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