Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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