Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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