Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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