Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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