Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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