Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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