Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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