Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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