Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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