Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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