Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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