Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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