Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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