Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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