Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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