Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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