Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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