Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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