Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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