Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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