Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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