Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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