Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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