Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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