Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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