Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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