Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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