Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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