Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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