Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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