Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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