Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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