Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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