Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026