Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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