Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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