Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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