Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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