Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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