Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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