Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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