Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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