Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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