Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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