Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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