Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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