Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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