Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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