Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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