Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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