Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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