Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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