Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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