Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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