Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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