Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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