Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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