Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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