Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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