Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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