Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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