Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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