Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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