Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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