Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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