Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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