Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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