Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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