Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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