Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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