Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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