Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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