Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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