Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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