Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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