Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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