Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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