Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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