Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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