Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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