Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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