Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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