Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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