Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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