Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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