Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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