Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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