Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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