Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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