Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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