Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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