Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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