Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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