Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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