Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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