Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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