Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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