Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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