Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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