Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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