Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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