Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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