Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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