Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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