Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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