Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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