Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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