Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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