Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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