Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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