Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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