Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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