Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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