Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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