Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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