Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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