Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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