Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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