Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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