Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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