Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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