Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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