Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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