Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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