Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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