Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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