Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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