Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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