Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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