Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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