Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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