Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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