Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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