Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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