Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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