Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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