Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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