Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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