Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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