Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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