Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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