Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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