Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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