Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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