Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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