Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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