Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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