Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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