Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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