Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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