Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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