Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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