Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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