Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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