Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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