Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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