Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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