Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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