Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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