Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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