Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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