Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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