Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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