Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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