Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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