Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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