Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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