Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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