Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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