Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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