Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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