Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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