Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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