Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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