Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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