Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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