Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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