Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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