Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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