Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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