Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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