Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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