Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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