Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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