Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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