Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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