Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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