Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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