Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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