Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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