Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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