Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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