Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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