Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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