Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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