Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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