Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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