Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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