Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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