Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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