Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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