Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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