Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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