Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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