Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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