Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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