Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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