Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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