Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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