Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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