Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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