Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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