Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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