Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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