Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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