Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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