Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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