Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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