Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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