Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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