Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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