Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025