Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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