Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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