Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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