Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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