Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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