Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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