Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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