Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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