Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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