Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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