Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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