Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

BaNa2


GOOD		CRAP

or

Slippers!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They don't lie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Forever 21


GOOD		CRAP

or

A computer mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or