Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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