Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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