Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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