Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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