Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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