Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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