Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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