Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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