Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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