Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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