Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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