Because he was under cover.
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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it was Wedgie Kray.
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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The same thing Arkansas.
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