Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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