Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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