Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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