Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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