Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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