Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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