Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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