Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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