Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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