Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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