Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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