Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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