Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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