Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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