Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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