Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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