Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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