Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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