Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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