Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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