Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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