Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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