Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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