Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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