Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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