Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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