Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

A trombone.


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or

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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or

H2O cubed.


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or

In a barking lot.


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Fireballs.


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or

Its days were numbered.


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or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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