Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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