Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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