Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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