Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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