Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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