Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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