Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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