Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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