Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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