Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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