Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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