Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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