Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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