Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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