Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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