Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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