Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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