Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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