Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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