Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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