Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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