Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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