Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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