Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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