Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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