Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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