Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A seal walks into a club...
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