It was in a jam!
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Slippers.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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With the Florida Keys.
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Because he saw the salad dressing!
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