Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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