Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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