Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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