Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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