Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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