Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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