Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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