Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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