Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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