Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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