Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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