Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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