Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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