Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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