Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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