Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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