Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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