Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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