Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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