Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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