Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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