Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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