Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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