Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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