Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026