Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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