Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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