Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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