Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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