Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026