Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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