Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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