Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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