Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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