Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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