Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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