Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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