Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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