Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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