Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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