Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026