Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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