Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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