Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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