Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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