Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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