Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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