Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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