Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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