Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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