Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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