Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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