Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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