Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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