Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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