Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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