Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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