Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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