Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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