Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026