Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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