Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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