Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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