Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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