Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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