Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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