Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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