Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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