Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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