Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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