Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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