Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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