Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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