Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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