Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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