Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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