Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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