Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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