Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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