Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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