Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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