Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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