Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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