Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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