Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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