Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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