Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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