Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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