Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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