Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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