Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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