Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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