Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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