Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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