Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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