Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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