Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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