Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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