Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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