Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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