Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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