Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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