Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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