Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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