Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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