Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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