Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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