Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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