Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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