Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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