Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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