Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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