Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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