Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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