Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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