Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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