Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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