Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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