Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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