Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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