Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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