Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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