Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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