Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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