Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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