Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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