Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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