Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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