Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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