Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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