Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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