Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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