Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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