Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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