Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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