Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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