Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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