Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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A seal walks into a club...
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