Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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