Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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