Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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