Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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