Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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