Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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