Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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