Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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