Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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