Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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