Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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