Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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