Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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