Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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