Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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