Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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