Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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