Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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