Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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