Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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