Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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