Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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