Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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