Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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