Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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