Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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