Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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