Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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