Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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