Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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