Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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