Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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