Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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