Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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