Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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