Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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