Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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