Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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