Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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