Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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