Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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