Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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