Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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