Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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