Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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