Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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