Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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