Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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