Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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