Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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