Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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