Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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