Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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