Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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