Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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