Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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