Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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