Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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