Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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