Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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