Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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