Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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