Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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