Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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