Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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