Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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