Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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