Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!


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or

What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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or

You're the only bright spot in my life.


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or

By carving a Trumpkin.


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or

"Would you like fries with that?"


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or

The police had to comb the area.


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or

Chile.


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or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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or

I find you very attractive.


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or