Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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