Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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