Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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