Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025