Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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