Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

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You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

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A trombone.


GOOD		CRAP

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With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take your foot off his head.


GOOD		CRAP

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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

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