Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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