Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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