Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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