Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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