Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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