Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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