Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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