Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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