Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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