Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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