Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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