Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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