Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


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A hush puppy.


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Igloos it together.


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Holly Davidson.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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The letter H.


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French Flies.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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