Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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