Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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