Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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