Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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