Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

CSI


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A spelling bee!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One molar solution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

or