Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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