Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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