Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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