Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there was no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Flea Stooges!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A comb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


GOOD		CRAP

or