Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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