Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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