Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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