Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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