Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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