Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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