Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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