Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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