Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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