Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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