He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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