He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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