Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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