Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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