Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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