Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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