Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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