Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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