Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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