Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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