Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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