Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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