Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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