Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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