Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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