Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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