Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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