Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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