Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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