Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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