Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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