Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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