Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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