Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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