Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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