Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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