Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I am feeling pale today.
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A comb.
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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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