Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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