Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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