Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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