Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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