Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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