Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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