Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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