Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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