Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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