Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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