Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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