Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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