Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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