Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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