Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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