Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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