Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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