Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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