Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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