Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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