Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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