Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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