Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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