Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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