Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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