Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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