Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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