Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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