Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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