Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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