Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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