Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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