Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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