Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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