Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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