Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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