Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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