Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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