Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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