Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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