Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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