Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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