Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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