Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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