Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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