Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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