To log on.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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The letter H.
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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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