Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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