Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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