Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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