Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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