Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.


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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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To the mooooooovies.


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"Trike or Treat"?


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It's Hans free.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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