Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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