Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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