Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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