Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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