Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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