Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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