Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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