Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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