Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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