Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.


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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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The Flea Stooges!


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A dead centipede.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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