Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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