Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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