Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025