Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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