Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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