Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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