Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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