Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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