Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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