Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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