Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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