Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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