Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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