Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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