Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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