Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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