Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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