Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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