Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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