Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

Canvas not available.

or


How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024