Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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