Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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