Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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