Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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