Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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