Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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