Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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