Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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