Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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