Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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