Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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