Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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