Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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