Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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It takes two to tangle!


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Deviled eggs.


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They can hit the high C's!


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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Your breath!


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A starfish.


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Mooooooove over


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They both whine alot!


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