Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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