Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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