Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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