Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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