Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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