Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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