Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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