Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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