Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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