Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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