Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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