Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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