Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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