Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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