Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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