Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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