Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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