Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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