Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025