Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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