Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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