Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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