Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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