Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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