Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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