Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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