Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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