Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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