Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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