Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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