Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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