Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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