Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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