Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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