Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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