Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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