Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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