Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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