Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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