Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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