Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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