Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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