Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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