Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
Canvas not available.

or


Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025