Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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