Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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