Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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