Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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