Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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