Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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