Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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