Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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