Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.


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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Take away the g


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Forever 21


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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Wet feet.


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