Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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