Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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