Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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