Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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