Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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