Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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