Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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