Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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