Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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