Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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