Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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