Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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