Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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