Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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