Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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