Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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