Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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