Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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