Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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