Because her mom would make her take it back.
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Her New Jersey.
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Rootbeer.
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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