Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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