Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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