Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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