Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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