Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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