Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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