Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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