Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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