Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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