Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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