Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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