Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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