Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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