Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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