Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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