Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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