Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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