Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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