Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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