Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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