Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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