Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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