Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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