Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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