Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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