Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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