Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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