Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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