Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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