Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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