Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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