Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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