Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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