Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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