Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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