Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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