Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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