Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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