Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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