Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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