Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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