Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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