Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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