Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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