Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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