Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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