Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025