Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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