Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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