Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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