Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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