Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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