Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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